Hey Everyone,
Ben here.
I have been planning my debut and I believe that I have just the topic to blog about. Bark. Yes you read it right bark will be the subject of my post today. So I was on a walk today on a trail in the beautiful Dundas Valley Area when I noticed that several trees had the bark missing. Being the qualified nature guide I am, I knew that a deer had taken the bark from these trees. This was all fine in my mind because at the time I didn’t care to munch on bark but had I, I might have been pissed. Anyways, I began thinking about eating bark and how it might be fine eating it but coming out it must be a ripping good time. I quickly started to relate a deer eating bark as humans eating heaps of corn chips and then dealing with the repercussions. The moral of the story is A) don’t let your mind wander like I did because you may gross yourself out and B) Don’t eat bark leave it to Beaver and the Deer. So now that i have taken you all to a place that you didn’t want to go I will bow out with you dwelling on the above thoughts.
5 responses so far ↓
Courtney // April 23, 2008 at 4:13 pm |
You know, you being married to my cousin and all, I have always kind of wanted to meet you – but now, I’m not so sure…
Love the blog – you guys are hilarious!
Nick Bokma // April 23, 2008 at 11:32 pm |
Ben, you are a nut….
Sarah // April 23, 2008 at 11:33 pm |
made me laugh out loud

and roll my eyes
Rachel // May 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm |
What an oddball…
mikey // May 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm |
best blog. ever.