Sun Bathing

One thing that I really enjoy about spring is the fact that sunshine can make your day.  You know what I am talking about right?  Your driving somewhere and boom the sun pops out from the behind the wall of winter clouds and your like, “hey long, lost friend I miss you and have forgotten how much I like hanging out with you”.  You need not worry about my infatuation with the sun because its not nearly as dramatic as it may sound here.

So this brings me to my story, I left my house today happy to go to work, well maybe not soo happy to go to work but to enjoy the sunny drive there.  My drive was going well until I spotted her. Yes it was a her and guess what she was doing?  She was getting ready for her day in the car.  When you think of someone getting ready in their car you may imagine them putting some lipstick, eye shadow, or mascara for a girl or for a guy maybe tying his tie or eating some breakfast but you probably wouldn’t think about someone licking their finger numerous times and cleaning their face, would you?  That’s what I thought!  I am all about having a clean face and I will admit if I am not near a sink and need to get something clean I will use a little bit of my very own patented cleaning agent, e.g. my saliva, but not in such a private place as my car sitting at the red light of an intersection.

Now the first time I saw her do it I thought nothing of it. You know how you will give someone the benefit of a doubt that they didn’t really mean to do something and you just look the other way for a minute. Well, I did that but after that minute was up she was still licking her finger and bathing herself.  To make this all the more interesting, on top of the car was a driving instructor advertisement. Either she was half cat or had her plumbing break this morning.

This lady took sun bathing to a whole new level.

Ben