An Open Letter to the Cat Who Craps In Our Backyard

Dear Cat who craps in our backyard,

There’s a reason Ben and I don’t have a cat.  We don’t like to clean up crap.  So naturally, this means we really don’t want to clean up yours.  I’m sure you’re cute and cuddly and your owners love you – but we really don’t.  

Kindly stop.

Regards,

Karmyn

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4 thoughts on “An Open Letter to the Cat Who Craps In Our Backyard

  1. Rebecca says:

    I’m with you. Our “lovely” neighbourhood catS(yes, many, many) have taken to pooping on our walk to the front door. As if the front yard, side yard, and back yard weren’t enough.

  2. meowwww says:

    Dear people who live in house in front of my litter yardbox. Thanks so much for cleaning up my crap. You’re so regular at it that I almost think you enjoy doing it. I was worried when you first moved into the house you may not realize my territorial pooping grounds, but I can only surmise from your attention to restoring my litter yardbox to a clean state that you enjoy my ‘presents.’

    Regards,
    neighby

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